DEADPOOL MOVIE SEX MOVIE

So this demon lady tries to suck DeadpoolвЂ™sвЂ¦вЂ¦вЂ¦вЂ¦.life force out you pervs, but she canвЂ™t because he cannot die. So Dracula hired Deadpool to kill her (again, no bullshit) because she refused to join him. So Dracula wanted this demon chick named Shiklah to marry him so he and Shiklah could bring their demon armies together and rule the world (no bullshit). Question is, what do demons have for genitals (not that DP would care, and yes, DP was used there on purpose because I wanted all you RedTube fans to think of double penetration.) Deadpool would really appreciate this caption. They just canвЂ™t be together because he CANвЂ™T DIE. Death is a female (skull face and all) and he pines for her because he knows what she represents to him. But still, how about a little insight into it, folks? Ok, so Marvel has a Death character that is female. Is it weird I would watch these two bang? Generally, the guys he wants to bang (like Spiderman and Cable, for example) arenвЂ™t as keen about that idea as he is, but it doesnвЂ™t stop him from trying. This list will highlight all the hero ass Deadpool has plundered, effortlessly, bless his brittle soul.В Keep in mind, this is just the females (plus a beard). Car crusher and motorcycle into a wall at 100 MPH being highlights, but the studio decided to tone down his death obsession AND his T&A obsession (understandably). Hell, even the original script had a suicide montage of Deadpool trying to kill himself over and over to no avail. The thing he wants in life more than anything. Not only because he loves her, but more so for what she symbolizes, which is, um, death. His main love interest (natch, obsession) for a VERY LONG TIME was with (the character) Death.He is omnisexual (meaning he will have sex with ANYTHING, literally) andвЂ¦.Just laying waste to so much booty it is not even funny. But in the real Deadpool Marvel U, the man is a sexual dynamo. They needed to land females in the seats, too, so they fast forwarded that story, which is fine. Yes, he DOES end up with Copycat (chick from movie) eventually, but his ass mileage was in the high thousands before that.

DEADPOOL MOVIE SEX MOVIE

I know a bunch of you new school Deadpool fans think the sweet little love story in his movie captured him at his loving best, such is not the case.

Deadpool movie sex